xmas ideas

I’m thinking about asking crazy family members for make-believe presents, just to mess with them a little bit. like, “How To Burn The Flag Without Burning Your Hand.” or “I Like Black People So Much I Want To Become One Myself.” or “How To Get Your Parents To Admit They’re Gay.” or “The Big Apology: Smoking Parents Talk To Their Second-Hand Children.”

if you can’t find these, I will have to send you the ISBN numbers. this can be arranged. if only I had the time to make up some covers . . .

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