I am only writing to say that I miss you in huge chunks, and as my Sunday is chugging along, I wanted to tell you. I miss you so much; there is nothing more worthy to report.
Except: I awoke groggy in the middle of the night to take a piss, and hardly could keep my eyes open. Just as about the event was to take place, I opened my eyes, Kalika was directly in front of me on the edge of the toilet bowl with her head down in it, very silently ready to drink the water. I came THIS close to pissing all over her. “Get the hell out of here,” I yelled at her, pushing her off. She was annoyed.