freestylin’

In case anyone has missed the “freestyle battles” on static-void.com‘s message board, I’m archiving my own silly ass post here.

yo yo
yo yo
check this
I’ll make you feel the pain
til you be beggin for a shot of novocain
you’ll be beggin PLEASE PLEASE
you’ll be scramblin to find your car keys
I’ll shake you so hard
ya get shaken baby disease
I always do my part
I’ve got 40 hours left
of community service . . .
I’m a good samaritan at heart
I got some knowledge to impart
you fuck with me
you’re gonna need a jump start
check this
I can put it back together like a collection
of popsicle sticks and
goth girl’s slit wrists
I’ve got long lists
who ever even told ya so
I always said no
it’s not possible
I’ll collapse your castle
you better shut the doors
this ain’t no open house
I’m draining your life out
I’m so fuckin straightedge I get cut
punch you in your beer gut
kick you in your plumbers butt
stomp your lights out
and make the
whole shit a murder mystery
with a bloody ending
you’ll be pickin’ up pennies
you better forget it
I’ll fucking assimilate you like
I’m the Borg comin’ to town
to eat lunch at Denny’s